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alanrickmandaily:

Interviewer asks Alan Rickman about the magic behind Daniel Radcliffe, Emma Watson, Rupert Grint, and other young cast members’ all growing up good.

Alan: We whip them on a daily basis. ‘“Behave yourself!” “Grow up properly!” “Write a hundred lines.” “Go into detention.”

I LOVE YOU ALAN RICKMAN <3

If I ever have a daughter…

  • She will always know how gorgeous she is
  • There will be no scales in the house
  • The word ‘diet’ and ‘fat’ will be like swear words
  • I never want her feeling like I do.

:’)

When you’re home alone

lmaogtfo:

billybeatofu:

and you do whatever you please

Then you hear something

HOLY SHIT THEY’RE HERE

Then you run to your room like this

your mom asks you what the hell you are doing

nothing mom, just studying

“are you sure”

“Mom please, who do you think I am?”

“oh, my child is so smart!”

And when she leaves:

“If only she knew”

Uhm, excuse me. But this is my post..http://lmaogtfo.tumblr.com/post/5877940575

Seriously, it pisses me the fuck off when people do this.

Why did Professor Snape stand in the road?

ohvoldemort:

So no one could tell what side he was on.

When you tell your parents you’re one of the lucky few to experience Pottermore early
Expectation Reality

This happens EVERY SINGLE TIME I mention anything Harry Potter to my mother… I swear the woman is adopted.